my blog will make you horny ;)
but your year long tanning package says otherwise, bitch.
I refuse to let my child go through the “I hate being black” stage.
I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.
Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”
He is too grown lmao 😂😂
Lololol this was hilarious
And he used it CORRECTLY
😂😂😂 lil man is NOT excited 😂😂
OMG I’m crying he said what kind of baby is it and gave the strong ass point he so serious right now he is not having any of his mothers shit!
Lmao get him some earplugs. He’s so shady
😂😂😂 my kinda kid
Me as a child
Girl: If i leave im never coming back
Boy: pshhh well alright then bitch bye then i dont need you anyway i got options
Girl: ok bye *slams door*
You and your boys: “thats how u handle them bro”
"lets go play 2k, we dont chase em we replace em"
*15 mins later*
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
Chris brown is gonna fuck Drake up for this.. 🙇
…look at Jay Z’s face
no weave is made out of greasy ass white people hair.